View Comments Ah, those great Patti LuPone roles of theatrical legend: Eva Peron, Reno Sweeney, Mama Rose… Rachel Burston?! Behold Love Cycle: A Soap Operetta, a lost mini-musical from 1984 featuring the greatest star of all as a ghost haunting a laundromat after being trapped in the dryer for 18 months. Enjoy LuPone in head-to-toe blow-out white levitating over the washing machines, throwing a towel in the face of love rival Priscilla Lopez (one of many recognizable theater stars onhand) and getting shunned by her lost love Steve (played by Martin Vidnovic, father of Laura Benanti, LuPone’s daughter in Gypsy!) We’re officially obsessed with this lost gem and fully expect LuPone to open her next 54 Below gig with the, well, haunting “I’m Haunting You.” Enjoy! And you’re welcome.